ok. shit. i cant post any pictures thanks to the error they keep giving me -_- ok if u want any pictures of my Sec 3 overseas EDGE camp. just tell me on the msn =D
anyway the camp was torturous man. but i manage to survived it with only minor sunburns. lol! lucky me. it was a exhilarating experiences with many highs and lows. ok i shall start typing now. pls remember to tag hor! my blog dead liao. i learnt many VALUABLE lessons during this camp.
DAY 1
as usual, i went to school with sean, except that our bags were much more heavier now. we went outside to the band room for slack session before assembling at the school hall. did some admin stuff blahblah. about higher mother tongue students -_- doesnt apply to me. so almost my whole class went for it leaving me,anirudh,kenwin and eusebio left for the class 3A.
OFF TO KAHANG!!!!
we took a 3-4hour long ride to kahang. the road at malaysia was dam bumpy. saw some houses on the way. oh yea. like duh! malaysia is such a 'developed' country. i was already missing technology then...
rained slightly on the way. didn't thought much about it. instructors were like saying 'the rain will go away sooner or later' 'the rain is getting smaller'
LIKE REAL! they got owned to the max as the rain continued for the next 12 hours or so. during that twelve hours, we started off by setting up our tent. my group was with anirudh, JX, jason, reuben and nic poh.
LESSON 1
having 2 scouts in your group does not mean u can set up a tent fast.
jason and nicholas were as 'experienced' as me. to make it sound nice -.- we spend nearly 2 hours just to set up the tent. next we went for nature walk. it was very uber sucklish. the guide was so long winded. he kept talking about global warming blabla. thinking that we are just SCIENCE students. i wanted to say , 'excuse me sir, actually we are geog students and we probably know more about global warming than u -.-'
LESSON 2
just say that your are a geography student next time.
throughout the walk, we were ambushed by leeches. the guide said leeches are harmless, they just suck your blood. -_- <<<
walked speedily with JX and ERIC on the way back. cant wait to get out of that stupid nature walk. we certainly learned many things. NOT. i'd rather do my own research.
day 1 was gone just like this. HOORAY. 3 days 2 night camp TOMORROW! according to jason's theory.
i quickly koped the place near the bags to sleep so i can have more space as i would be able to put my leg on the bags xD, we pushed anirudh to the side. saying that he smells like CURRY. lol!
LESSON 3
anirudh really stinks. get farhan next time. same size but different smell. =D
DAY 2
so we woke up at 630. all went to brush teeth. anirudh was complaining here and there. whine whine whine. i felt like slapping him. he was whining about brushing teeth, hygiene blabla this that. and he dared to say he like cleaniness when HE DID NOT BATH AT ALL THROUGHOUT THE CAMP.
we went to climb gunung lambak first thing in the morning. the climb was tedious. it was testing my leg's strength. we kinda ditched anirudh and farhan on the way as they cant keep up lol. noobs. haha. i went up with JX, jason and eric. even managed to talk cock on the way. there wasnt many major slips, but by the time i reached the top, i coundn't even feel my legs. -_- , not to mention my 'brother' . haha
we waited for around half and hour before our GUEST OF HONOUR, anirudh joshi son of blablalblabla and farhan, came. farhan was sweating like mad, and u can practically see his.... er.. erm.. BOOBS -.-. nicholas poh was saying 'wah nice view. luckily farhan did'nt wear bra' -.-...
i was totally in awe of the guides, they were all middle aged, around 50-60, but their agility were way better than ours. they called farhan 'dua phui' which means fatso in dialect haha.
when we came down, something disastrous happened, i slip, i was heading for the mud below me when i managed to turn around, swinging my arms, i managed to grab onto a tree....
i did'nt fell down, but i felt the intense strain on my right arm. OWW, luckily it wasnt dislocated, but i was unable to use that arm to apply much pressure on the way down. luckily Lester was there to help.
MOUNT LAMBAK... CONQUERED! as we walked on the pavement down, it was very steep and there wasnt any inertia to stop us [WAHAHA, i still remember my physics =D]. luckily, none of us rolled down. but there was an amazing free porn sight when farhan came running down... that lump of flesh in front of his chest moving up and down motion vigorously.
nicholas poh said 'too bad farhan wearing a shirt' -.- lol
lesson 4 and 4 half
nicholas poh is a porn freak and farhan seriously needs a bra.
so next, we had raft building, decided to give SCOUTs a second chance, so i joined nicholas and jason's group. BAD CHOICE, nicholas forgotten most of the basic knots -.- ended up that the NPCC were more efficient in ropes. we were unable to finish out raft, but we managed to see how every team's raft capsized even before they set off . lol. eusebio accomplished the most distanced covered. lol he was shouting for help in the middle of the pong. HELLO <<<<>
we went to bath afterwards. luckily , i was the first few. as after the first batch, those 3B bastards went around peeping into the toilet when other people was bathing. one even said 'wah this one pro, can talk on the phone while bathing' after going to the one Lester was in. YUCKS. GAY FREAKS.
anirudh did'nt bath. we all blamed him for the smell in the tent as it was unbearable. he kept whining here and there as usual, blaming that there wasnt enough time. erm... DIAO, there was 1 1/2 hours for us to bath and u just had to wait till after dinner when there will not be any time left. -_-. he blamed the instructors for that.
i tried reasoning with him but all he does is 'DIAOOOO' a low pitched 'di' before ending with a high pitched 'ao'
and giving me the 'wtf' hand symbol. he doesnt even know wat 'diao' means. lol. like so... DIAO.
so at night, we had night walk, POCHI was so scared that he grabbed onto my shoulder freaking hard till i groaned in pain. lol.. i wasnt scared at all. i experienced so many night walks already lor. i was just enjoying the sea of stars in the sky. what a beautiful sight. something you will not be able to see in singapore. and of course, not to mention fireflys. =D
anirudh as usual, he said that other class were walking like zombies with their hands holding to each other's shoulders. err. WAIT A MINUTE, i told jason. look at anirudh, isnt him holding to the shoulder of the person in front? LOL.
lesson 5
anirudh is a whiner, pls dont be in the same group as him.
went to our uber stinky tent to sleep that night, lol. anirudh really stinked that night, everybody bathed except him. yucks. stinky. so rudh.
DAY 3
HOORAY! 2 day 1 night camp! haha. today, all out spirits were high as it will be the most fun day of the camp. we had water obstacle in the morning. lol, i paired up with nicholas and we were the first few to go, with Lester and Nigel. jason was cursing us to fall, halfway through, we all shouted 'pussyhead!' at him as he was making loads of noice but did not dare to go. lol. weee, all of the four of us did not fall a single time at all. the only time when i was in real threat of falling was during the parellel logs, where halfway through, nicholas abandoned me and left me stranded. this time, i must thank my huge overgrowned foot [size 11 half / size 46] which enabled me to had good balance.
joke of the day was of course, FARHAN. he fell at every station lol. thrashing eric's record of falling 4 times, he fell 6 times. LOL!
next we had 4 man rafting, me jason nic poh and reuben. lol reuben so lame. dragon boatist and cant swim.. -.- he was dam scared throughout, and did not help push at all, and jason was screwing up our stirring lol, in the end, we became the first to set off, but last to reach back. lol
next was 2 man rafting, i chose jx this time. sian i fell into the pond thanks to the soft mud that i accidentally stepped onto which gave way, fell buttocks first. -.- luckily, we manage to stabilise tha raft where everyone else had diffculties, especially jason and anirudh, as anirudh was too heavy haha. me and jia xuan were slacking in the pond, too tired to peddle, the weather was just nice, not too cold and neither too hot. a relaxing activity =D.
anirudh refused to partner farhan even though they were best friends for one simple reason, high chances of capsizing. all of us had realised wat a bastard anirudh is, backstabbing farhan calling him too fat and weak and they will confirm capsize. come to think of it, he refused to partner farhan for the obstacle course for this reason too. wat a simplistic person.
in the end, out gracious JESSON went to the rescue and sacrfice himself and partner farhan. however, even though they were prominent weight difference between them, they managed to balance very well, alot better than when jason was paired with anirudh. we told this to him, all he did was 'diao' =.=
Lesson 6
friends are important, u should never backstab them
after lunch, we had interclass games. WEE FINALLY A TIME TO SLACK!. i went to play with hh's rubiks cube and also taking some pictures with my handphone. [tell me if u wanna see them =] i'll try to upload them next time!] as usual, 3B, being the sports class, owned in the games, however, their bad sportmanship and rudeness made all the other class cheer for the opposing team against them.
lesson 7
no matter how strong u are, what matters is there are people who cheer and care for you. 3B u suck! everybody hates you. it doesnt matter if u lose. =D 3A class spirit never dies!
after dinner, we had campfire. it was like a mini napping session. i slept throughout most of the thing. the only interesting part was 3C's cheer, which was actually MR thirru's full name, their form teacher. lol! it was very funny. nicholas poh was the other joke of the day, while all the RED SHIRTs [peer leaders and junior leaders] were cheering all the way, nicholas poh was sleeping beside him. all the instructor laughed at him and said/
'how come got a red shirt stranded here when all of them on stage?'
weee, soon we went to sleep in the multi purpose hall. it was a horrible night, however, being the last night of the camp, i felt really happy. at around 5 am, i as awaken by sirong snores, to my horror, i saw his leg on top my mine, missing my 'brother' but inches. lol! BIAN TAI. haha. i stoned there for around half and hour in that position, unable to sleep as sirong was like snoring right into my face. -.-
luckily i manage to stole a quick nap before waking up, fresh as ever!
DAY 4
HALF DAY MORE! HOORAY!
ate breakfast jubilantly =DDDDD then went to do a survey. . used Nigel's theory, always write the opposite of what u want to write in your comments, so the next batch will confirm suffer.
lesson 8
always write the opposite of what u want to write in your comments, so the next batch will confirm suffer
after that, we got the prvilege to set off first, like duh~ always 3A first. wakakakaka.
lesson 9~ it pays to be smart !! =]
went to the malaysia checkpoint after 3 hours of ride, with nicholas poh jason they all spamming poker cards. i spammed listening to my handphone. lol from 80% battery to 5% left. imba sya. i must had listened to all the songs in my phone.
first time in my life, the malaysia checkpoint was empty, only our 3A bus was there lol. it was a brisk passage and soon, we found ourself in singapore. YAY HOME SWEET HOME.
took taxi home with nicholas and reuben lol. pussys -.-
once i reached home, i went to shit. lol too much fibre liao. till now , i've shitted 3 times, thanks to the many fibres i got from the organic meals. haha
i spammed dota after that. WAHAHAHAA i missed my computer.
final lesson~ home is still the best!!!
thats all man. a super long post! my longest lol. 2310 words. very little compared to Jx's but i not so siao to spend 3 hours on this lol. i only spend 45 min here =D thats all people. bye bye! enjoy your holidays. !!!!
